Clampet family accidentally discovers mineral deposits on 89% of their land
Let me tell you a story ’bout a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer he barely kept his family fed. Then one day he was shooting’ at some food, when up from the ground came some bubbling crude. Oil, that is. Black gold. Texas Tea. Well the first thing you know ole Jed’s a millionaire. His kin folks said “Jed, move away from there.”
